When I grew up there was a barber in town named Vick. My brother went there one time and convinced me Vick cut his ear off. The funny thing was Vick actually did cut his ear, he just didn’t cut it off. But my brother convinced me he cut all the ears off kids and kept them in a box. It turns out this is more than a story. It’s a local legend. Everyone knows of Vick and the ears. Whenever your ear gets cut off it’s said that you’ve been “Vicktimized”
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